There’s never a pair around when you need them.
Five stories of lives, cut short. »
Running Without Scissors
new! penis podcast now available
The Liars’ League have put up a recording of my story, The Man With The Musical Penis, as read by the redoubtable Martin Lamb earlier this month. Ideal listening for the office; you can get it here.
The Teachings Of Fernet Branca
I sought enlightenment, and in a way I found it.
Or did it find me? »
upcoming reading at the liars’ league
One of my more notorious stories, The Man With The Musical Penis, is going to be read by a Real Live Actor at the next meeting of the Liars’ League. (How can you resist a title like that? And yes, it does what it says on the tin.) It’s at 7pm on Tuesday 10 February at the Wheatsheaf pub near Goodge Street tube station in London. Do come along if you can!
